My friend Bonsai says "Mission Impossible, Tom"
2007-10-26 07:47:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he's a good actor, but a horrible role model.
2007-10-26 07:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
The couch is for sitting on, not jumping on.
Good answer, Bonsai.
2007-10-26 14:57:11 · answer #2 · answered by River 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When fish play football! Scientology doesn't want me anyway; I'm not rich.
I like Bonsai's answer!
2007-10-26 14:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by The Cat's Meow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scientology is the world's hokiest religion. It really shouldn't be called a religion.
Any belief system that claims that we have aliens inside us is doomed to live a life of /fail/.
2007-10-26 14:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Tweekus Ultimuus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Come to your senses, you idiot, you have been taken for a fortune by believing in a hoax created on a bet between L. Ron Hubbard and Carl Sagan. How gullible can you be?
2007-10-26 15:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by johnandeileen2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Calm down & take your medicine like a good boy."
I'm in agreement with Bonsai as well. =]
2007-10-26 15:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He jumped on the couch proclaiming his love for Katie.
You should be so lucky.
He wouldn't ask everyone to follow Scientology.
Only those he felt had potential for a better life than they were having.
You should be so lucky. :-)
2007-10-26 17:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by ????? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would tell him that your religion is based on a science fiction novel. I would also ask him how it was started so i could start a HarryPottertology religion.
2007-10-26 14:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To quit jumping on the furniture. I hope his mother taught him better. 2D
2007-10-26 15:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by 2D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell him to go to hell!!
2007-10-26 23:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋