> An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several
> years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
> swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
> and some apple and peach trees.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a
> five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
> he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer,
> he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
> deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
> until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
> watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
> *
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>
> Some old men can still think fast.
2007-10-26 06:33:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that old man was my great grand pappy
2007-10-26 07:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-10-26 13:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by DaveNCUSA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-10-26 14:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That brang back alot of memories. Funny nonetheless.
2007-10-26 13:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by DiNozzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, creepy old man.
2007-10-26 13:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-10-26 13:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by Go Bears! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it; something i might use someday
2007-10-26 13:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very cute
2007-10-26 13:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!
2007-10-26 13:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOOO
2007-10-26 13:37:10 · answer #10 · answered by On The Hotline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋