A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
2007-10-26 04:41:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that is funny lol
2007-10-26 06:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-10-26 11:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-26 12:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nottt
wat happend 2 the sport jokes
2007-10-26 14:25:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that really was a good one. D*mn that's too funny. Did you make that up all by yourself?
2007-10-26 11:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lanieღ•° 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. That's an 11. lol.
2007-10-26 19:25:22 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy funny though>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-26 12:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of funny!! I giggled
2007-10-26 11:44:02 · answer #8 · answered by Star City Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, not bad. reminds me of "divorced barbie" joke..you know the one where you buy the divorced barbie, which comes complete with ken's car, ken's house, ken's yaght, ken's money......
2007-10-26 11:45:25 · answer #9 · answered by dancing queen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-26 13:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋