On a spiritual note, will someone please define "spam" for fireball?

Question

Thanks!

Deke! =0)

OK, it wasn't an attack. She accused me of spamming, when I obviously wasn't, so it led me to question whether she knows what spam is or not. If it was an attack, it would have been mean.

Answer 1

All you ever wanted to know about Spam can be found here:

http://www.spam.com/

(caution, this is rather disturbing)

Answer 2

"Shoulder of Pork and hAM".
Something Posing As Meat" and "Spare Parts Animal Meat." "Special Purpose Army Meat"

SPAM luncheon meat is a canned precooked meat product made by the Hormel Foods Corporation. The labeled ingredients in the Classic variety of Spam are: chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrite to help "keep its color". The product has become part of many jokes and urban legends about mystery meat, which has made it part of pop culture and folklore.

Answer 3

Then again, with her answers being so terse she may have been accusing Che G. as being spam, or even the selling of his hair, rather than your question. Hard to say.....

But to answer the question, spam has no spirit whatsoever. I'm not even sure it originated with anything that was ever alive.

Answer 4

Unsolicited bulk commercial advertisement on the Internet, delivered using the equipment of an unwilling party.

Answer 5

Spam - unwanted, useless email (akin to the quasi-meat food product.)

It's just like all those credit card offers you get in the mail.

But you really should see the Computers section, this is religion here.

Answer 6

I think I would rather explain it to a 3yr old. I would have better luck in the child understanding it.

"This here is religion" *Sigh*

Answer 7

tap, tap, tappity, tap tap tap. the electrical pulses fired from her fingertips as she sat in front of the warmly glowing monitor. but, as we know , this is religion here, as a locket of golden blonde hair dangled in front of one icy blue eye. A small bead of perspiration formed on her upper lip. Tap, tap, tappity tap tap tap "this is religion hear u kno"

Answer 8

I believe the definition that is most pertinant is this one, offered by Yahoo!'s anti-spam policy:

Uploading, posting, emailing, or transmitting THE SAME MESSAGE, URL, OR POST multiple times.

The phrase "idk, this is religion here" comes to mind.

Answer 9

spam is made from people. the fireball is used to cook them.

Answer 10

SPiced hAM

good on toast