Ok, questions bout jesus between ages 1-25?

Question

1. When did he learn his first swear-word?
2. Did he fall down and go boom when he tried walking, or was he Jesus Christ of babies and walked perfectly?
3. Who was his first girlfriend?
4. Did he disobey his parents? and i dont mean god as his father.
5. What was his religion while he was younger?
6. What was his education?
7.His first Job?
8. Did he have a normal childhood? With Friends and everything?
9. JUST WHO WAS HIS FATHER?
10. Did he have any relatives? I mean, come on, the virgin mary wasnt born by another virgin mary...
11. Was he ever married?
12. Was there anything else that was great in his life but his exorcism, fish and bread, water-to-wine, crucifiction, and resurrection?

Yea, thanks for the lack of an answer that answers. Jerk.

Answer 1

1) Never
2)probably fell a few times
3) No one
4) No,not even when he stayed behind and argued Law with the Rabbis.
5) Orthodox Jew
6) Every town ,no matter how small ,had a school of education and religious education.
7) Probably helping Mom ,then learing the building trade.The Greek says he and Joseph were builders not just carpenters.
8) Yes, he also had 4 brothers and some sisters(all younger)
9) God place an invitro fertilization and Joseph raised him.
10)Mary's mother was Anna,her cousin was Elisabeth who was married to Zacharias ,they bore John the Baptist.
11) No,his job was to preach the good news and then die and resurrect as Hebrews 12 says ,"He suffered the shame and humiliation for the joy that was to come."
12)On top of that ,he healed perfectly thousands,taught the masses the true meaning of scripture that had been screwed up by the commentaries of many Rabbis.What more could you ask?

Answer 2

1. Never
2. I am sure he fell as all babies do
3.he did not have one
4.No he never disobeyed
5. True religion is being a father to the fatherless and helping widows and those in need. Jesus is the author and finisher of our faith.
6.He was raised by shepards and Mary and Joseph.
7.he was a carpenter and a savior
8.He was hunted down by cruel people most of his entire life so I will say no.
9.God the Father... Jehovah...
10.Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus and after she had him Joseph and her had sons so he did have brothers.
11.No he was not.
12.Jesus did so many wonderful things when on the earth that the bible says that the world couldnt hold all the volumes that could be written about his works.

13. I will pray for you. Whether interested in God in a good or bad way at the moment.. there is hope for you since your not an atheist.

Answer 3

If Jesus' life between ages 1-25 was importent in the grand scheme of things, God would have assured its place in the Bible.
Since He didn't, we can assume there is nothing there that is our business, nor important to the theme of the Bible.
The Bible does have a theme, you know, and it sticks to it.

Answer 4

He is/was/always will be perfect
Dont know.
Probably didn't have one
look at #1
Judaism
Don't know
Carpenter
Yes
Joseph, since Mary was to be married to him
Yes
No
Yes, the blind saw, the lame walked, and He was fully and completely God and human

Answer 5

If the canon didn't throw out Jesus' growing-up years, we'd know a bit more about him. Like the teacher he put through a midlife crisis. Or the kids that he killed because he didn't like them.