Would Jesus slip on a banana peel if the NWO placed it in his path?

Question

Walking on water is one thing, but really, is Jesus prepared for the complex traps and magical tricks now available to governments, the world over, when He returns?

Maybe we should reconsider whom to trust, believe and follow.
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Answer 1

You are a complete idiot, how long did it take you to think up this stupid question. I think you win the prize for the stupidest question on this site.

Answer 2

He probably would, especially since there is a worldwide conspiracy being orchestrated by an extremely powerful and influential group of genetically-related individuals (at least at the highest echelons) which include many of the world's wealthiest people, top political leaders, and corporate elite, whose goal is to create a One World (fascist) Government, stripped of nationalistic and regional boundaries, that is obedient to their agenda. Their intention is to effect complete and total control over every human being on the planet and to dramatically reduce the world's population by 5.5 Billion people. While the name New World Order is a term frequently used today when referring to this group, it's more useful to identify the principal organizations, institutions, and individuals who make up this vast interlocking spiderweb of elite conspirators.

This international conspiracy believes that American foreign and defense policy is adrift. Conservatives have criticized the incoherent policies of the Clinton Administration. They have also resisted isolationist impulses from within their own ranks. But conservatives have not confidently advanced a strategic vision of America's role in the world. They have not set forth guiding principles for American foreign policy. They have allowed differences over tactics to obscure potential agreement on strategic objectives. And they have not fought for a defense budget that would maintain American security and advance American interests in the new century.

We aim to change this. We aim to make the case and rally support for American global leadership.

The blueprint for our current foreign policy was being written back in 1992 by then-Defense Secretary, Dick Cheney. His writings set out a new doctrine that called for U.S. power in the twentieth century, to be that of an aggressive and unilateral approach that would secure American dominance of world affairs by force if necessary. This "peace through strength" policy has been unfolding from the day Bush, Jr. took office; the strategic planning of it was done during the Clinton administration with funding from the military-industrial complex, energy companies, and right-wing foundations. Over time, those working on these new plans evolved into PNAC, established in 1997 with members Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Paul Wolfowitz at the helm.

Established in 1997 by a number of leading neoconservative writers and pundits associated with the American Enterprise Institute, the Project for the New American Century (PNAC) is a nonprofit organization whose declared aim is "to promote American global leadership." PNAC, which has been largely inactive since late 2005, played an important role building public and official support for a post-Cold War interventionist agenda in the Middle East and other global hotspots both before and after the 9/11 terror attacks. Such was its apparent influence that some scholars gave it singular importance in shaping policy during the George W. Bush administration. Writing in the Sociological Quarterly, David Altheide and Jennifer Grimes argued that "PNAC, working with a compliant news media, developed, sold, enacted, and justified a war with Iraq."

Answer 3

Are you kidding. Jesus is ready for anything. He beat death. How can a banana peal be anything. The only thing you can do to hurt Jesus is not accept Him. He would cry for eternity for your soul.

Answer 4

If you follow Jesus, then, are you all that worried over how he will handle the Dark one? Where is YOUR faith?

Answer 5

Jesus is Perfect.

Answer 6

you just describe Good Reasons why Jesus wont come Back

Answer 7

I think he will just moonwalk everywhere he goes..but i could be mistaken. Bush will probably have him arrested for blasphemy.

Answer 8

I have not seen criss angel raise the dead, or heal lepers.Let
me know when they cure everyone.

Answer 9

haha, dont underestimate the creator of the universe, man.

Answer 10

Maybe we should consider that you are an idiot