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2007-10-26 02:46:08 · 24 answers · asked by Linz ♥ VT 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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2007-10-26 03:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was at work in a pretty small hospital emergency room and I really had to ... er, "pass gas". I was struggling to hold it in, then it went away. Just when I relaxed -- guess what. I lost my battle. Luckily -- or not -- it was one of those silent-but-deadly ones.

The wife immediately asked her husband in the bed if he farted, and he said no. Before they could look at me, I made some excuse that the odor was coming from a nearby toilet down the hall.

I still feel bad about that. I tried to hold it in, but the forces of nature are sometimes too much for a mere man.

2007-10-26 09:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3 0

Well I had four angry emails yesterday from people on here that don't like my beliefs, but I don't think that was offensive. It's usually my smart@$$ antagonistic responses that get their blood boiling.

2007-10-26 09:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 1 0

I was feeling kind of aggrivated and was approached by a minister and his wife, touting the usual, "Jesus saves", I said I know he does, he clips coupons from papers and goes shopping on double coupon day at the local winn dixie.

2007-10-26 09:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by elder_moon81 4 · 3 0

I passed gas in a crowded elevator, (Silent but Deadly).

Everyone was eying each other suspiciously.

No one knew it was me.

I rather enjoyed it, laughed my but off when I got to the office, I am so sorry about that.

2007-10-26 09:51:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I have been on edge because of some employment issues and snapping at people lately. Pray for me.

2007-10-26 09:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Indya M 5 · 1 0

Well just yesterday I hurt my moms feelings. I wasn't trying to do it out of meaness but for her good. I was in the wrong and had to correct it with her and God.

2007-10-26 09:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by iwant_u2_wantme2000 6 · 1 0

Replied to a Christian email, asking how I could possibly not believe in God after feeling His presence.

The person wrote that they couldn't accept emails from me anymore because my answer was too close to home.

ouch.

Made me feel a little bad at first, but I hope that person one day realizes that Life does have meaning beyond religion.

2007-10-26 09:51:14 · answer #8 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 6 1

Torn into a poor kid using the "The universe is so amazing and look at those flowers, how can you say God doesn't exist" argument.

I got reported for it, and I deserved it, because I was pretty offensive. Honest and probably correct, but not nice.

2007-10-26 09:49:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 2

I'm dressing up as an Islamic Terrorist for Halloween. I think some people would probably find that offensive. (Personally I think it's funny. I'm Indian and people always think I'm Arabic anyway.)

2007-10-26 09:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

Flipped a guy off for cutting me off on the highway.

2007-10-26 09:53:59 · answer #11 · answered by firebird 4 · 1 1

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