One day Little Susie got her "monthly bl**ding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.
Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your b*lls off!"
2007-10-26 02:44:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2007-10-26 03:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ....star....and little johnny at it again.....
Little Johnny is visiting his Granddad on the farm. He races into the farmhouse and yells excitedly to his Granddad: "Hey Granddad, the bull is ******* the cow". Granddad informs Johnny that he won't tolerate this sort of playground language on his farm and that in future if Johnny wants to inform him about such things he should say something like "Granddad the bull is surprising the cow." A few weeks later Johnny is again visiting the farm. Once again he comes racing in and yells: "Granddad the bull is surprising the cows." Granddad says to Johnny: "I'm pleased to hear that after my conversation with you a few weeks ago you have cleaned up your language. However, your grammar is not quite correct. It is not "the bull is surprising the cows". It is "the bull is surprising
the cow". The bull can only surprise one cow at a time". Johnny replies: "No Granddad, the bull is surprising all the cows because he's ******* the horse!"
2007-10-26 02:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Viva Life 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-10-26 03:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-10-26 02:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can always count on Little Johnny for a laugh=]
2007-10-26 03:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, just like you want to rip my ribs off with laughter. A star for you.
2007-10-26 02:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha that's really funny!! My only concern... if it's her first time...how can it be her monthly bleeding? Jk jk
2007-10-26 03:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too tasteful for answers, a bit smutty!
2007-10-26 03:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL TOO FUNNY STILL LAUGHING HERRE HAVE A STAR
LIL JHONNY IS TOO FUNNNY SOM1 SHOULD MAKE A BOOK BOUT HIM LOOOOOOOOOOOL
2007-10-26 02:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. 10/10.
very traumatic for a boy, don't you think?.haha.
2007-10-26 03:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
9/10
2007-10-26 02:47:44 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋