Did you hear about the Tennessee redneck who passed away and left
his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally
involved.
What's the most popular pickup line in Tennessee?
Nice tooth.
How do you know when you're staying in Tennessee?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink"
and the front desk says "go ahead".
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
Seems that they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of Hee Haw in Tennessee? A documentary.
What do they call them in Kentucky? Life styles of the rich and
famous.
2007-10-26 00:06:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many Tennessee rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have
been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000.00 Tennessee state lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told
Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do youlive?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of
Eucalyptus Drive" The operator asked "Can you spell that for me?"
There was long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag
her over to Oak St. and you pick her up there?"
2007-10-26 00:13:32 · update #1
Did you hear that the Governor's mansion in Nashville burned
down?
Yep, pertinear took out the whole trailer park.
What's the best thing to come out of Tennessee?
I-40
A Tennessee State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He
says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
The driver says, " 'bout what"?
A new law recently passed in Tennessee: When a couple gets
divorced, they are still brother and sister.
2007-10-26 00:14:30 · update #2
lolooloollol
nicee
2007-10-26 00:10:06 · answer #1 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tennessee Redneck Jokes
2016-12-13 08:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick Manuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
2007-10-26 05:56:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnnyyyyy
2007-10-26 00:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by not at home 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww...Jody that is harsh...lol...absolutely freaking hilarious...but harsh! (:D Yes..I'm from Tennessee...lol) And a starrrrr for you!
2007-10-26 00:13:41 · answer #5 · answered by Reba W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 00:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, those are really good, have a star!
2007-10-26 00:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by B. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋