Little Ben was in class one day when he needed the toilet. He raised his hand and asked his teacher, "Miss, can I go to the toilet .... please?"
His teacher replied, "You should have gone at break, but alright. Only if u can say the alphabet out loud."
"Yes, Miss." And so Little Ben began...
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
His teacher noticed something wrong and asked, "Why did u miss out the 'p'?"
"Cause I needed the 'p'! ........." and he was so desperate that he dashed out of the classroom to the toilet!
if u don't get this ... then say so and i will add the answer on later.
2007-10-25 23:30:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I get that joke. I actually think it's quite good. it didn't make me laugh loads until I worked out the answer which took a few minutes. I really like it for Christmas I really would love to make a joke book so add some more jokes on please. I need a "p" too so better go. That because I have drank so much juice due to dehydrating easily. Better go or I will wee myself.
2007-10-25 23:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by K_R_Y_S_T_A_L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha.
2007-10-26 06:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by Story Crew Agent KH-MMPPP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 8 year old cousin told me that joke yesterday good though
2007-10-26 08:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololololol
niceeeeeeeee
2007-10-26 06:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry its not funny ,yes i do get it.
2007-10-26 06:35:22 · answer #5 · answered by missfattyfudgecake 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol, cute
2007-10-26 06:42:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... that is funny! "I needed the p!"
2007-10-26 06:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by lavender_lights 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dunno! Sorry!
2007-10-26 07:15:24 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋