A couple is on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says:"But you've been married three times before!"
"Yeah", she says, "but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted to talk about it, my second husband was a gynechologist and only wanted to look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to........God, I miss him."
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says:" And since you're a lawyer, I know I'm going to get screwed."
2007-10-25 22:40:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, good one!
2007-10-25 22:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by teashy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A choice humour item for fans of john grisham -- and, for people with sense of humour! thanq!
2007-10-26 00:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny but some lawyers may not. lol
2007-10-26 01:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by Al B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! A star!
2007-10-25 22:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Superb. LOL
2007-10-25 22:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Xerces 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes this is definitely funny.
Great one.
2007-10-25 22:48:59 · answer #6 · answered by Kumara 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol..very good...a gas station attendant would be good too..he can check her oil with his dipstick!
2007-10-26 01:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol loll answer my question plzzz i need help
2007-10-25 23:32:15 · answer #8 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. haha... a star for u!
"God, I miss him!" ..... hahahaha
2007-10-25 23:19:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lololololololololoollololololololol
hahahahahaahahahahaha
awesome joke
2007-10-25 23:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋