A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies.
So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
Different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying,
"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi poo?" She opened the oven and took
Out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, ********? Drink your f#cking beer in your
Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf#cking snacks, because you are
married now, and you aren't f#cking going anywhere! Got it,
@rsehole?"........and, they lived happily ever after.
2007-10-25 22:19:34 · 17 answers · asked by barz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i f#cking cant wait til i marry my mother#ucking boyfriend!!! LOL! * for you!
2007-10-25 23:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by dom c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi poo?" She opened the oven and took
Out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that..."
2014-10-02 02:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the moral of the story is, life can be just as good, if not better at home for spouses...if one is willing to give it a shot! I used to have one of those hubby's, but now he has completely changed his ways and is the man I always wanted!!
2007-10-26 08:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Linda M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my ex wife
2007-10-26 05:23:01 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what`s the question ??....j/k I already received it in an e-mail, ur a little late with the story.
2007-10-26 05:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a 'Little' story , I'd hate to read one of ur long ones.
funny.
2007-10-26 05:22:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it star for you
2007-10-26 05:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by redpepper_088 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! It's funny because its true.
2007-10-26 07:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by EvilEdd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
7/10
2007-10-26 07:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, its funny! I would have just invited all my friends over.
2007-10-26 05:36:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋