ALCOHOL WARNING - Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all containers
WARNING:- The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: - The consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.
2007-10-25 22:15:31 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
familiar with pretty much all of these! brought back some incredibly embarrassing memories!
2007-10-26 01:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The consumption of alcohol will make you free from all these things because by now you are in grave.
2007-10-25 22:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by Prof. Dud 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats tops... work in a pub in oz, just printed myself a copy and will be hanging it up behind the bar 2morrow night when I get to work. Cheers...
2007-10-25 23:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by Soul_A13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha! I think I have kong fu powers! I've lost my panties! ahahha your funny!
2007-10-25 22:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, loved them.
star for you 10/10.
2007-10-26 04:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes....I experienced a couple of those....thanks for remind us!!
2007-10-26 00:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am somewhat familiar with these symptoms, but thanks for the warnings!!!
2007-10-25 22:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahha
lolololololololololol
2007-10-25 23:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Love it! Thanks!
2007-10-25 22:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋