A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something which she could help the gentleman with.
The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it?
"The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."
2007-10-25 22:13:34 · 6 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why not!!!!!!!!!!!.
an offer no man can refuse,...................lol.
star for you and thnx for sharing.
2007-10-26 04:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol took my mind off the headache!
TFI Friday!
2007-10-26 06:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fair to me!!
2007-10-26 05:28:49 · answer #3 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I giggled out loud. xD
2007-10-26 05:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, weiner humor... can it ever go wrong?
2007-10-26 05:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by The Bad Movie Guy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao
lmao
lmao
2007-10-26 06:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋