A man walks into the front door of the pub. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and with a belch, asks the barman for a drink.
The barman politely informs the man that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not serve him and could a taxi be called for him? The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the stool and staggers out the front door.
A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the pub. He wobbles up to the bar and shouts for a drink. The barman comes over and firmly but still politely refuses to serve the man and again offers to call for a taxi. The drunk looks at the barman for a moment angrily, curses and stumbles out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the pub. He plops himself up on the stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The barman comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks and either a taxi or the Police will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the barman and in hopeless anguish cries Geeze, how many bars do you work at?"
2007-10-25 22:12:47 · 6 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha. very funny 10.
2007-10-26 04:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-10-26 05:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-10-30 04:55:38 · answer #3 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheeee
2007-10-26 05:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by cheri h 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahaha
lmao
lmao
2007-10-26 07:00:43 · answer #5 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz!
2007-10-26 06:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋