Joe died, leaving a will that provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last of the visitors departed the affair, his widow Helen turned to her oldest friend and said, "Well, I'm sure Joe would be pleased. "I'm sure you're right," replied Jody, who then lowered her voice and leaned in close,"How much did this really cost?"
"All of ,"said Helen. " the Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jody exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Helen replied, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church.
The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial
Stone."
Jody computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is it?"
"Two and a half carats."
2007-10-25 21:39:32 · 7 answers · asked by coolfluke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one dudette.... LOL!!!
Just where do you get these stuffs...
* to ya'll....
2007-10-26 00:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sonny O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah nice!!!
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you
left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see
you.
2007-10-25 21:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That was soo funny
2007-10-25 22:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by maddiedingo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kind of stone!!!
2007-10-25 22:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
niceeeeeee
2007-10-26 00:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-25 22:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*hehehe*
2007-10-25 21:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋