There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island. There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl. They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women.
After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself.
It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.
So................
They buried her.
2007-10-25 20:31:09 · 50 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaaaaa funny lol.
2007-10-26 12:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Cruise Joke? Does not have to do much with a cruise....
I thought it was a Tom Cruise joke and I thought I could handle anything about a Tom Cruise joke with warnings.
Thanks for the warning anyway. Everybody should put out warnings so nobody can complain...
I did not see the fun in the joke...so they had sex with a corpse for a couple of years? I understand necrophilia in a funeral home refrigerated environment but a desert island with no electricity?
After a few days, she was like soup and smelling awful, then all maggots and then skeleton.
If you do it to a skeleton, you might as well do it to some branches from a tree.
What about each other? Wasn't that the obvious choice, like guys in prison?
Sorry if I'm too analytical.
2007-10-26 06:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think it's funny...but, being married to a Puerto Rican and having 1/2 Puerto Rican kids, I could see how some Blacks would be offended.
2016-04-10 06:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol at first I thought this was going to be a joke about Tom Cruise.
Well eventhough this is gross because it's about Necrophilia it's still funny because of the "buried" bit.
2007-10-26 02:34:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Necrophilia joke! Nice dude!
2007-10-25 20:35:32 · answer #5 · answered by Big Peter Johnson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Necrophilia joke. Nice.
2007-10-25 20:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel L 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And then after some more time that the two men passed alone, they felt bad about what they were doing with themselves...
so....
They dug her up again....
2007-10-25 21:13:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmmm, the game for ANY generation!
Have a star
2007-10-25 20:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've now got the Alice Cooper song "Cold Ethyl" in my head!!
ROTF!!
necrophilia is dead boring!!
2007-10-26 02:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like the guys would say when eyeing up a girl
She's a "dead" cert
2007-10-25 21:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋