2007-10-25 19:44:22 · 21 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The painful pain they felt right after looking at Chuck Norris and then the regret for not having respected and followed him and the desire to repent, but by then it is too late... the roundhouse kick is faster than light and then they're seeing ZERO!!!!!!
2007-10-25 19:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died....probably Chuck Norris' foot.
2007-10-26 02:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by Kerry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Chuck jokes! Did you know that Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd? Why? Because nobody fools Chuck Norris!
2016-04-10 06:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesnt leave time for them to think!
2007-10-25 19:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Porsha♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
His fist! He's friggin Chuck Norris!
2007-10-25 19:48:57 · answer #5 · answered by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i just looked into the eye of the crouching tiger hidden chuck norris
2007-10-25 19:48:31 · answer #6 · answered by momi_darcy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you open a can of whoop-@ss, Chuck Norris jumps out.
2007-10-25 19:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by chieko 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool I am going to die by Chuck Norris hands. da
2007-10-25 19:50:24 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Justice 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Awesome. If I had to die, at least I died at the hands of Chuck Norris. Sweeeeet!"
2007-10-25 19:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by brinmat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
they weren't the victims, they were the bad guys--Chuick norris is ALWAYS the victim
2007-10-25 19:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋