"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said, 'I'm not stopping you.'
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"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
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"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. A policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
2007-10-25 19:43:39 · 14 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Even if you credited Tommy Cooper I wouldn't have a clue who he is!! I find his jokes lacking sorry!
2007-10-26 05:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-10-25 22:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll vote for the second one.
"but I think it's Colin" was hilarious, considering the Ho-Cha-Chu thing.
2007-10-26 06:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tommy Cooper is the greatest. but you should really credit him.
When I first saw Tommy as a kid in the early 90s on the telly, and my old man said he was a genius, I said 'But some of his material is so old, I've heard it told badly a million times by everyone'. Then it dawns... these were his jokes... and really they're best delivered by Tommy. But class stuff.
2007-10-25 19:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by Peoplecallme S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More Tommy Cooper, brilliant have a star
2007-10-25 19:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved all of them keep em coming one star coming right up for the nice man over there >>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-25 19:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha just like that! Proper groaners but still funny!!
:-)))
2007-10-26 11:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-25 20:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by Prince By Tor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 01:26:10 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, excellent hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-26 03:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋