The first rule of this church is that God and Jesus goes first... and then Chuck Norris.
2007-10-25 19:32:05 · 12 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Church Of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Norris
2007-10-25 19:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The religion should be either Norritian or Painism, as that was Chuck Norris only deals out.
Maybe "The Ministry of Pain" or the "Roundhouse of the Holy Kick"
And I thought Chuck Norris took the Holy Ghost's position in the Trinity as well.
2007-10-25 19:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The First Reformed Episcopopresbylutheran Baptist Church of St. Norris
2007-10-25 19:38:36 · answer #3 · answered by brinmat 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
the religion ought to be the two Norritian or Painism, as that became Chuck Norris in basic terms deals out. perhaps "The Ministry of soreness" or the "Roundhouse of the Holy Kick" and that i presumed Chuck Norris took the Holy Ghost's place in the Trinity besides.
2016-10-14 02:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reformed Chuckism
2007-10-25 19:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by St. John Bosco 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain, so call it the "house of pain"
2007-10-25 19:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by chieko 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Roundhouse Church for Chucks amazing abilty to roundhouse kick the evil out of you!
2007-10-25 19:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Porsha♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The first church of his holiness Chuckweh.
2007-10-25 19:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Tom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drop kick ministry's
2007-10-25 19:42:57 · answer #9 · answered by an-noy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our Lady of Perpetual Bad Acting?
2007-10-25 19:46:35 · answer #10 · answered by puppylove 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋