2007-10-25 19:23:00 · 14 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris doesn't get sick. EVER
2007-10-26 03:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because Chuck Norris is omnipotent.
2007-10-25 22:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by kingdoms_united_2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When ordinary men reach for Pepto-Bismol, Chuck Norris reaches for gasoline.
2007-10-25 19:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he declines the syringe and instead he asks for a hand gun and a bucket.
2007-10-25 19:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because the leading causes of death in the united states are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
2007-10-25 19:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by chieko 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Chuck Norris is a car. no maybe a plane
2007-10-25 19:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by St. John Bosco 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tbh: i fairly had no idea & nevertheless do not of who Chuck Norris is, From what i can collect i'm guessing he's an actor yet nevertheless Ive in no way considered him on television. i ended gazing television alongside time in the past.
2016-10-23 00:29:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Chuck Norris may be a reincarnation of Jesus.
2007-10-25 19:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because Chuck norris uses napalm to quell his heartburn
2007-10-25 19:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would have to think Its the Iron lined stomach which also allows him to take numerous blows to the gut without flinching. Although it may just be that the species of alien he is drinks gas for nourishment.
2007-10-25 19:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Griff 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋