A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!" "Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"
2007-10-25 18:27:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-26 01:31:43 · answer #1 · answered by kay kay 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I actually did not laugh. Not even a courtesy chuckle. Better luck next time, pal.
2007-10-26 02:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by Happy. Finally. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TRY again-- was not very funny this time--I liked #6
2007-10-26 02:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by trop 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a very great joke
2007-10-26 02:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor thing!!
2007-10-26 05:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naah
2007-10-26 01:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bof...
2007-10-26 02:31:35 · answer #7 · answered by Shivon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ugh!..greedy people.
2007-10-26 02:00:57 · answer #8 · answered by naomi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!
2007-10-26 01:32:21 · answer #9 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋