A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.
2007-10-25 18:16:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHA, that was good
2007-10-25 18:19:13 · answer #1 · answered by brownsfan322 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 02:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hitting below the belt. Literally!
2007-10-25 19:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
his wife is hilarious..
>_<
but if that is a true story, that woman should be reported. she's making info on social security very unreliable.
2007-10-25 18:22:29 · answer #4 · answered by kymkam 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha but not that good like the first one u wrote
2007-10-25 19:36:51 · answer #5 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.
2007-10-26 10:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao now thats good
2007-10-26 02:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg dats totally funny.............i love this joke...
ty for making me happy
2007-10-25 19:47:15 · answer #8 · answered by lei22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny. poor guy.
2007-10-29 16:07:18 · answer #9 · answered by PRiNCESS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my....that was absolutely hilarious....lmao....you get a star!
2007-10-26 16:15:36 · answer #10 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋