Or would He have hired a bum?
2007-10-25 17:57:31 · 27 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-10-25 18:27:58 · update #1
He would turn a sandwich into an iPhone dude!
2007-10-25 18:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-18 17:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither one. The Lord is absolutely holy; completely pure and of everlasting Light. The Lord would never have anything to do with the things of this world. He is not of this world but of a world of complete perfection. In Heaven there is nothing to be needed; nothing to be added. God knows all there is to know about every detail in the whole universe from the tiniest to the largest. God is complete in Himself, lacking nothing.
2007-10-25 18:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by goldyyloxx 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think HE would have sent Mother Superior to head the ladies line.(All Bums hate each other)
2007-10-25 18:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jajaja!!! :P. I don't think either, Jesus would probably be able to own the next best item.
But I still don't think he will be interested in an iPhone or such. (He already had music in his soul and could speak to anyone in the world, without even moving his lips)
2007-10-25 18:03:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, he would have mugged someone for theirs as soon as they walked out of the store. Then he would have taken pity on the person and given them a sympathetic b*ning
2007-10-25 18:01:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He'd have just transformed his old cell into an iPhone, you know, like water into wine?
Talk about never having to wait for an upgrade ...
2007-10-25 18:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by ??????? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus wasn't much for materialism so I think it wouldn't mattered much to him.
He would have given it to a charity in the long run.
2007-10-25 18:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't think Mr. J would need an iPhone and would spend the money on food.
2007-10-25 18:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by Mike D 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Naww..Jesus is Bill Gate's long lost brother.
He would never buy anything from Apple, not even an iPod!
2007-10-25 18:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋