His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on
knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little
Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than anybody,
and I'm very proud of that fact."
The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you,
will you stop?"
Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of
paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each
one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and
blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper.
The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted
down and farted but when she was done, and there was not a
trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished
and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing
and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up
underneath her skirt.
"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a
Double-Barrel!"
2007-10-25 17:43:19 · 13 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, another star for you
2007-10-25 21:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, another case of women's superiority!
Blessed are all the teachers out there, teaching our kids for very little money...
2007-10-26 12:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A double barrel !! Hahahahahahaha!!
2007-10-26 11:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 08:30:50 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another * Jim
2007-10-26 04:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats winding up to be a corker of a joke!!
:-)))
2007-10-26 18:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-26 05:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-26 03:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. funny.
2007-10-26 10:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok not bad at all §§§
2007-10-26 04:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋