There were two horses on a farm, a big horse and a little horse. There was not much to do, just stadding round in the paddock, so the older horse suggested that they have a race. The little horse was a bit reluctant. He said "No, i dont dont want to race, your too big and you'll win". The big horse replied "ok then, ill give you a head start". The little horse agreed.
The little horse ran first, with a 10 metre head start. he ran and ran and ran as fast as he could, but when he reached 30 metres, the big horse overtook him and won the race.
The big horse said "Wow, that was fun. lets go again."
The little horse was a bit sour about his loss and said "nah, because you'll win again.
"ok" said the big horse "ill give you a 40 metre head start", so the little horse agreed.
The little horse started with a 40 metre head start. he ran and ran and ran as fast as he could, but when he reached 60 metres, the big horse overtook him and won the race.
2007-10-25 17:37:53 · 3 answers · asked by B-rad 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
arrrrrrgh!!!! I typed it out twice now, 1000 words both times. the first time, my baby sister came and pressed the power button on the computer. The second time, the internet dropped out and it "couldnt find the server". Im not typing it all again.
The whole point was to drag the joke on with different head start times. at the end, a dog comes up and asks why they r racing and the horses go "oh look, a talking dog".
When u say it in person, it takes ages to get it out, and ur freinds r thinking "man, if its taking this long, it better have a good ending". When it ends like that, every1 thinks its a waste of time :P
2007-10-25 18:00:30 · update #1
i like it very funny...sweetty
2007-10-26 01:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee,I love to piss people off like that.
2007-10-26 01:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY VERY STUPID... NOT FUNNY AT ALL... YOU CALL THIS A JOKE? ? ?
2007-10-26 01:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by nashey54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋