One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.
Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
2007-10-25 17:20:30 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.
Little Johnny was in his room when his mother surprised him by opening the door and walking in.
Mom: Johnny, take off my dress.
Johnny: Okay, mom.
Mom: Johnny, take off my underwear.
Johnny: Okay mom. Anything else?
Mom: Yes. If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're grounded for a month.
2007-10-25 17:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I must be watching to much CSI and NCIS...I really got a visual there. I did not laugh but I kinda wanted to vomit a little.
Now, loose change had a funny one because I thought it was a gross one at the beginning but it ended up being surprising and funny.
2007-10-26 04:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While I'm writing these I'm still laughing. This is very funny as well of "loose change"
2007-10-25 17:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good
2007-10-25 21:52:51 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross AND funny. Best combo in the world
2007-10-25 21:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!! Now that's funny!!
2007-10-26 04:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star 4 u thats soooooooo funny hahahahaha
2016-04-10 06:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 01:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is is, no more jokes now otherwise I will be late for work.
2007-10-25 18:11:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha!! innocent little Johnny!! lol
2007-10-25 17:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by wanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋