A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, arm in a sling, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!' ". "I don't remember much after that."
Ciao!
2007-10-25 16:50:15 · 19 answers · asked by Blood Makes Noise 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
did she still get a HOLE in one?
2007-10-25 16:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by dadforfive 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny Emergency Room Jokes
2016-11-07 10:01:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 5, I'd give it a 3. Got a laugh out of me, though.
2016-04-10 06:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-25 16:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by reyman440 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny heres a star
2007-10-25 16:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by momma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XDD
That's hilarious! Here's a star...
2007-10-25 16:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jacoby M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is really really funny, thanks for making me laugh!! ahahahahahahahahahhahah
starred ********
Keep the great jokes coming!
=) Haha I am laughing so hard that everyone is staring at me...
2007-10-25 16:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Paris . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats hella funni where did u get dat?
2007-10-25 17:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by *MyNameInLights* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It actually took me a second to get it... pathetic!
Funny!
2007-10-25 16:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by gitter1226 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's really funny, but, it's been on here three times this week
2007-10-25 17:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by sheek Txn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats funny!!
2007-10-25 16:54:03 · answer #11 · answered by kdrew 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋