2007-10-25 15:27:55 · 24 answers · asked by Midge 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay time for more of my Catholic jokes?
(and, yes, its the REAL me: just feeling goofy)
OKAY,
Cardinal Ratzinger runs into John Paul II’s office and is quite beside himself. “Holy Father, Holy Father!”
“What is it my son?” the pope responds.
“I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? “
“The good news”, responds the pope.
The Cardinal says “OK. The good news is that the Lord Jesus has returned as He promised!”
“Alleluia. Praise be to God!”, the Holy Father responds “So what’s the bad news? “
Ratzinger responds “He in Salt Lake City.”
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A Catholic boy and a Jewish boy were talking and the Catholic boy said, "My priest knows more than your rabbi." The Jewish boy said, "Of course he does, you tell him everything."
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A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."
"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.
"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.
"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"
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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest, fingers crossed. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
2007-10-25 15:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 5⤋
The Protestant Ted Bundy was a serial killer. He became a Fundie when he got imprisoned.
2007-10-25 22:39:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Silly, Ted Fundie was a serial preacher. Close though
2007-10-25 22:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ted Bundy?
2007-10-25 22:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ted Bundy?
2007-10-25 22:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by shakespeareismyboy 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It's Ted Bundy. And who cares what religion he was. He was a creep. And a being who should have never been created!
2007-10-25 22:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by Bella83 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you mean Bundy? If so, well yeah I think so if we're talking about the same guy, but I don't know if he was Catholic or Protestant or what.
Catholic Crusader: Your jokes are a riot!!! (Giggles).
2007-10-25 22:32:00 · answer #7 · answered by the pink baker 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ted Haggard or Ted Bundie... I forget which is which sometimes
2007-10-25 22:30:45 · answer #8 · answered by I'm an Atheist 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ted Bundy is a good description of a Gator fan. He he get it?
2007-10-25 22:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Wine and Window Guy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Matthew 5:43-48.
Please, Midge. This is pointless.
2007-10-26 00:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋