do u have a small house i dont?

Question

my house has 6 bedrooms and a simmin pool awsome huh and also we have a mamma lab who had her pups this mornin she had 12 and also we got a puppy and a dog jacusie they are seperate ones we don't want the pups to drown

Answer 1

Wow! It sure sounds like you like them big! My grandfather Ben Derhover and his first wife Anita Hoare had a huge house! They had the famous builders Anya Neeze and Lou Swimmin design the whole thing. It was so amazing that Interior digest had their famous writer Moe Lester do a 10 page spread. They decided the only thing it was missing was a pool, what did they do? Naturally they contacted Mrs. Hiscock the "master of all things pool" to get a recommendation for a pool designer. She told them if they didn't have Ben Gurgen-Hoffe the famous german pool guy design it they were nuts! So he designed the pool and brought in the ultra famous Liz Bien to contruct the pool with her very own hands. Her team is known to be great with their hands! Her main man, Ima Homeau was outed to the world for the flare he brought to this project. I'm sure you know the magazine Preppy Pools, started by Connie Lingus. She saw that pool and couldn't resist jumping into the wetness. Her assistant Buster Cherry plunged in right after! Needless to say the pool and said wet activities made front page. This sparked a snowball of jealosuy in the world of pools. The "know it all" of pools, Dick Ramdass could not take this one sitting down! He was humiliated that the pool he had custom built by Dixon Butts looked filthy in comparison. I've seen pictures of this pool... it did look scary. He had to one up my grandparents by hiring Harry Balzonya to design this elaborate waterfall. Hugh G. Dlideaux took one look at the plans pulled out his tools and started work that day! It was a labor of love for him... a passion if you will. But sadly he couldn't do it alone. That's when Zig Steenine decided it was time to get his two licks in. The two of them went at building this waterfall like never seen before. I actually think you can see footage of this on YouTube. They completed it the project in record timing. Photographers were swarming the place like paparazzi on Britney Spears! They decided to debut the new and improved Wonder Pool to nationally recognized pool and spa columnist Wilma fingerdoo. She was litteraly moved to tears. Her camera man, Watson Herbusch claims that he had never in his life seen anything like it. So the jealousy and pool madness continued. The fire was only fed more by people like Vye Brator and Jack Knauf when they were rumored to be building a pool the size of two football arenas. This rumor was later confirmed by a private detective Justin Hermouf. My grandparents didn't handle the fame and publicity well. They put a big wall around their lovely home and that very special pool. They couldn't bare to see anyone swim in what was their pride and joy, so they filled it with goldfish. The crackers... not the ones with fins. Shortly after... the both had to be sent to a nursing home. I can't eat anything orange and crunchy to this day.

Answer 2

oh my god, you are so luck, i so wish i were you. 6 bedrooms wow, your so cool, oh my god. puppies wow. simmin pool i pray i had a simmin pool. a mamma lab omg i wish i had a mamma lab. 12 pups wow a dog jacuzzi man i am drowning in envy at the moment. im so jealous. Is this what you are expecting you spoiled little brat. your name should be June C(unt). Maybe you should go to obedience training classes; not the ones for dogs either slutbucket

Answer 3

I have a 6 bedroom house, also. I wouldn't call it big though. I don't have a swimming pool. Keep the pups away from the pool and they won't drown.

Answer 4

I dont think anyone mentioned that this might be a sanitorium this girl lives at and all the people and dogs are figments of her overactive imagination or the lack of taking her morning meds. Some times people just like to run there ideas out there and when they get there ideas slapped they stop. OR they develop a fetish for asking stupid questions and then its too late... we all suffer

Answer 5

So what's your question??
Are you just here to brag about your parents home? Or to ask how to keep the pups safe?

I could care less about your stuff. he mother dog and pups should not be anywhere near the pool or anthing else where they cab be harmed.
Maybe you should leave this up to your parents ok! Isn't it past your bed time?

Answer 6

I have a very, very small house, but my husband and I own it ourselves. See, I'd rather have a smaller house with a load of land (so no immediate neighbors) than a 6 bedroom house with a swamp for a pool in the middle of the ghetto!
:)

Answer 7

I bet it's your parents house too not yours!

Not a good idea to have a JACUZZI for a dog. The hair could get caught in the jets and then they would drown.

Now it's time to put your dolls house away with the 6 bedrooms and get to sleep so as you are up in time for school in the morning.

Answer 8

My house has 8 bedrooms, two are for the dogs. And I own it.

I have a Shih Poo and a Labradoodle who both had their puppies this morning. And they're all mine.

I have an indoor jacuzzi and and outdoor jacuzzi and a Roman shower. I paid for them all. My puppies won't drown. They have their own nanny. I pay her salary.

Answer 9

Hmm, well I wouldn't trade you anything for it. I'm happy with my life. As for a dog jacuzzi, that's just a waste of money. Don't want or need a 6 bedroom anything either. It's a waste of space.

Add: That was great DP. I was rolling.:D

Answer 10

That's so awesome. I don't even have a small house. Actually, I'm homeless. My smelly dogs and I need somewhere to stay for a while until we're settled, and somewhere where we can take a bath together. Your place sounds right up our street, so I guess we'll see you later. You *were* inviting us over, right?