Y'all need to become Christians!
Christians don't have to brush our teeth because the Holy Spirit defeats the devil's plaque attack and the Holy Spirit fills any cavity that may try to form. Non-tooth brusher for 14 years! No more paying those evil dentist bills!
Please excuse me for my stupidity just trying to have a little fun! Hope you enjoy!
I don't feel like being an uptight Christian toinght.
2007-10-25 13:52:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
R&S regulars, I posted this in the Dental section as well...LoL!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071025175303AA9dL4q&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLbllEeMySdt7XNWQr3w6TxAyom5c.N8XbG_fZYeFGIpVBLYfyrr7jJboyp5btToFqA--&paid=asked&msgr_status=
2007-10-25 13:53:26 · update #1
***UPDATE***
The darn grape juice has been sitting around too long I think!
2007-10-25 13:57:38 · update #2
***UPDATE 2***
MARIO!
Thank you so much for informing me that explains my halitosis!
2007-10-25 13:59:05 · update #3
You're kind of hitting the grape juice pretty hard tonight huh? lol
2007-10-25 13:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I am an atheist and I really don't brush my teeth all that often. Well only like once or twice a day. Always in the morning. But man, when I was a kid, I'd go weeks without doing it. I'd drink two liters of pop a day, wouldn't brush my teeth, still drink tons of pop. I've never had one single cavity.
2007-10-25 13:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My brother never had cavities either, although he brushed his teeth once a day. The dentist said it was because his mouth lacked that certain bacteria that makes cavities. So that's kind of cool. My question would then be, why don't dentists focus on eradicating that certain cavity-causing bacteria instead of advocating scraping and flossing and all that jazz.
2007-10-25 14:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD certainly, that's the main remarkable phraseology wherein i've got ever heard a question on Yahoo. i'm guessing that is in uncomplicated terms for relaxing and isn't any longer certainly meant to entice extreme solutions, judging via the tone and phraseology. although, i will element out that "non-Christian" isn't synonymous with "anti-Christian." Satanism is, especially, a worship of devil incredibly than God. some think of that God became certainly the undesirable guy the comprehensive time, and devil became the good guy. His nickname, Lucifer, is a connection with the Greek or Roman (can not remember) god of sunshine, helping this concept. Technically, Satanism ought to be labeled as a sect of Christianity, pondering you will desire to have faith in a minimum of component of the Bible. additionally, in early Christianity, Christian priests did double-accountability. As what? Witches. flow parent. "Witch," derived from "wicce" or "wicca," potential "smart one." Witchcraft and Christianity have been certainly at peace for the 1st thousand years of Christianity. thrilling, no? The Church at last desperate the applicable thank you to pork up right here became via making each little thing else evil. They altered the Bible to help it. choose somebody accountable? in case you seem lower back, you will discover that the sect in fee of Christianity for many of its 2000 years of life became the Catholics. i'm no longer saying you will desire to be merciless to them, yet don't be merciless to Witches, the two. We have been around long till now your God became even theory up, and we don't start up wars. happy worshipping!
2016-11-09 11:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by philbeck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the Dental section might be a good place for you to stay for a few months. We'll get by.
2007-10-25 14:03:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
it is good to hear you are breaking your own standard!! That is very light hearted of you I get stuck in ruts being a perfectionist ....and not accomplishing it ever
thanks
oh I do brush my teeth it is not a spiritual issue for me
ha
2007-10-25 14:02:21 · answer #6 · answered by just duky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Christians comb their hair.
2007-10-25 14:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as an atheist, i'm so intelligent that i have brain cells in my teeth, which secrete plaque destroying nanobots so i don't have to brush my teeth either dude :)
2007-10-25 14:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about British Christians? Does God hate them or something?
2007-10-25 13:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Good question. Teeth are over-rated. Who needs to take care of them? Just let god do it. Genius, thats what that is.
2007-10-25 13:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋