My school is searching everyones' bags before they can enter the school. I don't like this policy, but I want to keep a sense of humor about the situation. What's something funny that I can have in my bag just to see if they're really paying attention. I want suggestions that are weird but not illegal in any way.
2007-10-25 13:27:30 · 13 answers · asked by that_girl 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
How about like a ton of cucumbers wrapped in plastic wrap, like 25 of them or something. A bottle of Astro-Glide. A couple boxes of empty plastic bags. Those styrofoam shipping peanuts. Bubble wrap up to the brim. Novelty-sized glasses and combs.
I dunno.
2007-10-25 13:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by fredo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I like the left of center sense of humor. However, DO NOT listen to the dopes saying put this or that in there because it "look ike" drug but isn't. In some states, false substances get you in just as much trouble as the real thing! If you put the oreganoin a bagbie...is it pot? of course not. But, it appears similar and is packaged in a manner consistent with pot. To avoid any unnecessary headaches with thoe whole fake dope thing...stick with the tampons and cucumbers! LOL
2007-10-25 23:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by Joe M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing illegal, but if you have a warped sense of humor, put some ground spices in a small plastic bag. BUT...be warned-they have no sense of humor and may detain you until they have the alleged "drugs" analyzed.
2007-10-25 20:39:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume you're in high school with the security checks and all. I have some very funny suggestions, but I think they are a little to "mature" for you.
2007-10-25 20:46:53 · answer #4 · answered by California Street Cop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing illegal nor could be seen as illegal. While I like you sick sense of humor, school administators would not.
2007-10-25 20:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by county43 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice is to not use humor in this situation, it might seem funny to me or you...but it could lead to expulsion. I hope this answer helps.
2007-10-25 21:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a tampon......when I had umm...to go through airport security in Mexico the guy was searching my bag and he came across my stash of tampons, and looked up and gave me a sly grin, like I know what you have in here...lol
2007-10-25 20:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by PaperbagPrincess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cucumber, an eggplant, and a tube of KY jelly or vaseline.
2007-10-25 20:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Condoms and raw meat.
But you will probably be asked a lot of questions.
2007-10-25 20:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by hoovarted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another smaller bag with another smaller bag in that one.. And another smaller bag in that one... And so on and so on..
2007-10-25 21:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋