Questions:
1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
2. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
3. What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
4. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
5. What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
Answers:
1. A stick
2. Because they have big fingers
3. The location of the dirtbag
4. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang!
A bad skydiver goes, dang, whack!
5. Someone's going to lose a trailer
2007-10-25
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