Two old ladies out shopping.....and they see a special offer - 25% off all toilet brushes.
They buy one each and take them home to try out.
A week later they meet up again for coffee and one lady says to the other, "how's the new toilet brush working out?"
The second lady says, "Well, I'm happy enough, but my husband tried it twice and went straight back to paper.
2007-10-25 13:05:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Well! What did you expect.? I have a sensitive Bum and I'm not used to the Bristles
2007-10-25 17:59:33 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is that funny, i have been using my toilet brush for years. It works fine for me. It always leaves me feeling fresh and clean, almost like brushing your teeth.
Admittedly, at first it caused mild irritation but now i can't ever go back to loo roll, I think it's all in the bristles.
Yup, theres alot in those bristle.
Woo Hoo!!!
2007-10-25 14:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by mohsinmalikuk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-10-25 22:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that was ssoo very funy,here is a star for you,really loved it cause needed that after a hard week,love yea,and greetings from the UK.xxx
2007-10-25 13:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you Fry Toilet Paper?
You brown it on both sides and throw it in the Pot.....Ha Ha Funny one
2007-10-25 13:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by sunnyday4me 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 13:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
time to brush up on your jokes
(sorry about all these. i appear to be possessed by the ghost of richard whiteley)
2007-10-26 07:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny,could just imagine my grandad doing that, i've heard about having a sore bum, but not for that reason hee hee:-)
2007-10-25 13:08:29 · answer #8 · answered by stokies 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh I like it ruff
2007-10-25 13:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-25 13:08:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋