An Indian on horseback comes along and offers her a ride.She climbs up behind him and they ride off.The trip is unevevtful except that every few min the Indian lets out a loud whoop.When they arrive in town,he lets her off at the gas station,yells one final,"Yahoo!"and rides off."What did you do to get that Indian so excited?"asks the gas station attendant."Nothing,"shrugs the woman."I just sat behind him,put my arms around his waist,and held onto his saddle horn to keep me steady".That'll explain it,says the attendant."That Indian was riding bareback."
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An old gentleman goes to his doctor to complain about a problem with his sex drive."I don't seem to have much pep as I used to,"say the old man."I see,"says the doctor."And how old are you and your wife."I'm 82,"says the old man."And my wife is 78."And when did you 1 notice the problem?"asks the doctor.The old man replies,"twice last night and once again this morning".
Enjoy and please no nasties,and star if you like them.xxxx
2007-10-25 12:07:50 · 13 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that old man very lucky i have to book an appointment 3 weeks in advance those days
2007-10-26 01:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep going gal not every has heard these yet and sometimes it's nice to hear them again.
people should feel it as a compliment to hear their jokes it shows you thought they were funny.
the same man went to the doctor the following week for 1/2 a Viagra tablet the doctor asked why if he wasn't having s ex why did he want Viagra . he said to stop him rolling out of
bed.
2007-10-25 12:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Great 2 there Wonderstar.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
Saturday it's the Currie Cup Final.!!!
Cheetahs vs Lions.!!!
2007-10-25 12:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 12:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
8/10
2007-10-26 01:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both are good
2007-10-25 22:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones always raise a smile..... :-D
2007-10-25 12:10:56 · answer #7 · answered by Hedge Witch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-25 12:11:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
golden oldies which still get a chuckle :)
2007-10-25 12:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo to both!!!
2007-10-25 12:13:20 · answer #10 · answered by Aleak!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋