What process, exactly, does Parker Bros. use to infuse their ouija boards with EEEVILLLLL?

Question

Is there, like, some guy at the factory named Roger that does this or do they have to bring in a specialist or what?

Answer 1

They sacrifice babies on them before they package them up.

Answer 2

First of all, Parker Bros did NOT invent the Ouija board.

Precursors to the Ouija date back to ancient times. In China before the birth of Confucius (c. 551 B.C.), similar instruments were used to communicate with the dead. In Greece during the time of Pythagoras (c. 540 B.C.) divination was done with a table that moved on wheels to point to signs, which were interpreted as revelations from the "unseen world." The rolling table was used through the nineteenth century. Other such devices were used by the ancient Romans as early as the third century A.D., and in the thirteenth century by the Mongols. Some Native Americans used "squdilatc boards" to find missing objects and persons, and obtain spiritual information. In 1853 the planchette came into use in Europe. It consisted of a triangular or heart-shaped platform on three legs, one of which was a pencil. The medium or user moved the device over paper to draw pictures and spell out messages.

Most often the spirits whom are contacted through the Ouija are those whom reside on "the lower astral plane". These spirits are often very confused and may have died a violent or sudden death; murder, suicide, etc. Therefore, many violent, negative and potentially dangerous conditions are present to those using the board. Often times several spirits will attempt to come through at the same time but the real danger lies when you ask for physical proof of their existence! You might say, "Well, if you're really a spirit, then put out this light or move that object!" What you have just done is simple, you have "opened a doorway" and allowed them to enter into the physical world and future problems can and often do arise.

I would strongly advise against the use of the Ouija, automatic writing or séances. If you don't happen to be lucky or unlucky enough (depends on how you look at it) to contact any ghosts, then if nothing else, you could become emotionally attached or dependent on the board's advice. This can be psychologically adverse on the psyche as you will attempt to get more and more information out of the board and you could actually just be using the board as an avenue to the inside of your own mind without realizing it. In other words, you could be asking questions of the board and then your subconscious mind would be using the planchette to answer your own questions! This often happens to those people who use the board by themselves.

Answer 3

Parker Bros doesn't have to. The Ouija board is what is known as a psyonic device. It uses the mind of the user to operate. The reason it is dangerous is that most people don't know how to protect themselves from any spirit which may be attracted/invited into your life. But the user has the power, not the plastic or the cardboard.

Answer 4

Parker Brothers did not invent the Ouija Board. It had already been around for awhile when it was bought by Parker Brothers in 1966 and turned into a commercial success as a board game. Its beginnings lie in the distant past when an earlier version (a tripod device) was used in the ancient ways of Babylon and Greece to contact departed spirits. The tripod became the pointer now used with the Board, which is printed with the alphabet, the numbers 1-9, a 0 (zero), and the words 'Goodbye', 'Yes', and 'No'. There are other boards like this with different names, but with the same history and purpose. The modern version of this game was developed by a man named Planchette, a spiritualist (someone who contacts the dead as part of their religion). The Board was further transformed around the turn of the century under the direction and ownership of two men, Elijah J. Bond and William Fuld. Fuld’s name can be seen on the Ouija Board today. The name Ouija is a combination of the French and German words for 'yes': Oui and Ja. According to Bond and Fuld, the Board suggested its own name. The primary purpose of the board is and always has been to contact disembodied spirits. Contacting the dead is called necromancy, and contacting spirits is spiritism, both strongly condemned by God (Deut. 18:9-12; Lev. 19:31, 20:6; I Sam 28, II Kings 21:6; Is. 8:19, 19:3-4). The Board’s translated name, 'yes, yes', is an ingenious and subtle way to invite spirit contact. Dead people cannot hang around after death; you cannot communicate with a dead person. The practices and techniques of contacting the dead and contacting spirits are used widely in the occult. Although the pointer is often moved intentionally or subconsciously by the players, you are putting yourself in a vulnerable position when using the Board. By 'playing' this 'game', you are showing an interest in spirit contact. If contact is made, it is demons (evil spirits, fallen angels), not the dead, who are responding. If Satan can disguise himself as "an angel of light" (2 Cor. 11:14), then it is not improbable that fallen angels can disguise themselves as the dead. The Ouija Board is not harmless just because it is marketed as a game. Satan, the master of deception and seduction, is good at twisting the truth into lies (Gen. 3:1-6; Jn. 8:44). Satan likes disguises and his lies are often disguised as games. The next time you are tempted to play the Ouija Board as a game, look beyond its disguise and see it for what it really is. Think about this: Just what or who are you trying to contact? God tells us to seek Him instead of the dead (Is. 8:19), and Christ "lives forever to plead with God" on behalf of those who believe Him (Heb. 7:25b). Who wants the Ouija Board when you can know the One Who has "complete authority in heaven and on earth!" (Matt.28:18). If you are wondering about Christ, think on His words in John 5:23b-24, "He who does not honor the Son does not honor the Father , who sent him. I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned; he has crossed over from death to life."

Answer 5

They don't. The suggestible people who use the board, even innocently, can be contacted by unearthly spirits, usually evil. I say this because earth is the lowest plane of heaven and infused with sin, whereas earth is the highest plane of hell. Hell has plenty to gain misleading souls here, and heaven doesn't want to sully it's spirit on a mere ouija device. There are plenty of churches for positive spiritual experience.

Answer 6

Parker Bros. and the Quija board itself has nothing to do with the evil. It is the seeking answers from the dead that conjures up the evil spirits that take over the board and influence the mind of the players. Seeking the evil spirits is the abomination because they can answer correctly because they do not die and they are familiar spirits that have possessed and inhabited family members, etc. Some familiar spirits are in families for four or more generations. For this reason you can see diabetes, arthritis and other autoimmune diseases in families that come down generation after generation. One of the well known is alcoholism and pornography from grandpa, to father to son

Answer 7

I believe the Ouija board has to be made from something inherently evil. So they probably paint the Ouija board format over the game boards of evil Parker Brothers games that failed, like the Knight Rider board game or the Mork and Mindy board game.

Answer 8

The parker brothers are brothers (though one used to be a sister before the operation) and they are also lovers, they dip each board in their incestual love juices

[hang my head in shame] I'm sorry, I got nothin

Answer 9

actually i heard that sylvia browne works for them and helps to entrap the spirits she talks to into the press they use to make the boards. then after that, when they go thru quality control, the guy that possessed chucky in the child's play movie makes sure they stay put by placing a juju spell on them.

Answer 10

Brother, another person being lead about like a sheep to slaughter! There is no EVIL in a toy! It has to do with those playing with it not any contrived devil! Get out of the dark ages and come into the light of the modern day!

Answer 11

Each game is tested by a group of demons sent special from Lucifer, specifically to enchant each game. The group of demons are called, "The Ouija Board."