2007-10-25 11:36:25 · 9 answers · asked by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris has transcended the silver screen. When a higher form of media is invented, he will return.
Until then...we wait.
2007-10-25 11:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by War Games AM 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When he's done killin'.
*wah* Darth Cheney! The question is, what is NOT great about Chuck Norris? I shall return!
Standby...
Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.
Chuck Norris can dribble a football.
Chuck Norris is a stunt double for Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
2007-10-25 11:40:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't know. Isn't he still selling the total home gym or whatever it's called? And shouldn't this question be in movies?
2007-10-25 11:59:41 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All right. This is going to get me thumbed down, but what is so great about Norris?
2007-10-25 11:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
When the remnants of the evil mercenary syndicate from Invasion USA get their **** together enough for a sequel.
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2007-10-25 11:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When the great of Hollywood directors decide to pay him what he's truly worth, and not because of Texas Ranger....^_^
2007-10-25 11:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris?...i think he's on his way out, buddy
2007-10-25 11:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Any time he says so.
Are you gonna stop him?
2007-10-25 11:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by capekicks 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When they're willing to pay him what he's worth.
2007-10-25 11:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋