The headmaster asks him why. He answered.."My mother had a tricycle, Sir." The headmaster told him not to be silly and to tell the truth.."Er, no, wait...she..she ..had a wheelbarrow."
The headmaster told him off and said that he would be suspended for a week for bunking off and telling lies.
When he got in the house, he shouted upstairs to his mother...
"Maa...amm..what was that you said you'd had yesterday?"
"A miscarriage, son, why?"
"Damn, I KNEW it was something with wheels on!"
2007-10-25 10:53:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, now i gotta get this orange juice off my screen!
2007-10-25 11:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the boy had a miscarriage of justice from that headmaster! lol
2007-10-25 17:59:07 · answer #2 · answered by cairn4lodge 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 19:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was ssooo funny you made me laugh,so here is a star.xxx
2007-10-25 19:30:45 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
5/10
2007-10-26 08:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blindsided, that came from nowhere
2007-10-26 04:53:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
Still laughing here, cheers.!!!
2007-10-25 18:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. didn't see it coming!
2007-10-25 22:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Nicey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-10-25 18:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Danny E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny!!
2007-10-25 17:56:39 · answer #10 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋