The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:
1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
2007-10-25 10:43:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Good Allan a *
2007-10-25 22:28:33 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit late but never Upgrade to Vista wait until you buy a new machine and it's pre-installed. Just google the error code and it will take you to a site where it will tell you waht the code means and hoe to fix it (if possible)
2016-04-10 05:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is why I will never downgrade to windows vista. Veni, Vidi, Vomiti Vista
2007-10-25 22:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha yea man for sure i can totally relate to you as i have windows vista and i cant even take it back for xp lol, great question/fact by the way, glad im not the only one putting up with this **** lol :)
2007-10-25 17:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
23 why the f am I still using vista
2015-09-14 20:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Francis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was hilarious, for the most part, however I couldn't understand 17.
2007-10-25 10:52:05 · answer #6 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww man. and i just upgraded my computer to Window's Vista. lol
funny though!
2007-10-25 11:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fookin hilarious hun, pmsl
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2007-10-26 04:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 02:02:50 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is hilarious. I think I will stick with my XP. lol
2007-10-25 10:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋