1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
2007-10-25 10:07:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny but so true
2007-10-25 10:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best 5 6 3 1 10
2007-10-25 17:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. Here are some others:
Only in America....do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway.
Only in America....can you buy a pair of panties and just one bra.
Only in America....do we have locks on a 24 hour convenience store.
2007-10-25 17:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by RB 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 17:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dis long uhm hahaha
2007-10-25 17:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is ssssooooo true
2007-10-25 17:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋