Unfortunately we will never find out.
They are all still Screwin' the Altar Boys!!!
2007-10-25 10:12:00
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answered by ASE Master 3
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2007-10-25 17:12:10
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answered by Anonymous
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catholic priests ?
None - they're not allowed to screw anything
Christian fundamentalists ?
None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs.
Trinitarians?
Three, but they're really one.
evolutionists ?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
atheists ?
**** it, we're all gonna die anyway.
Charismatics
One - their hands are already in the air
Pentecostal
10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness
Presbyterians -0- Lights will go on and off at predestined times
Roman Catholic -0-
Candles only
Baptists at least 15 One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad
Episcopalians 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians ?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incadescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene
6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans None
Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish ?
What's a light bulb?
2007-10-25 19:00:04
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answered by phrog 7
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2007-10-25 17:08:12
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm not sure, but I'm certain that the number is much lower than the number of anti-Catholic bigots out there.
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2007-10-25 17:14:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Wouldn't that depend on the rank of the priest?
2007-10-25 17:11:37
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answered by sdb deacon 6
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None. Candles only.
2007-10-25 17:16:53
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answered by cheir 7
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Let him without sin cast the first stone Eh!
2007-10-25 17:10:57
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answered by Sentinel 7
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That is a stupid question, not worth answering
2007-10-25 17:10:19
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answered by TigerLily 4
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Stupid question.
2007-10-25 17:13:01
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answered by neshama 5
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