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How many Catholic Priests does it take to screwin a Lightbulb?

2007-10-25 10:05:25 · 11 answers · asked by Pablo 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Unfortunately we will never find out.

They are all still Screwin' the Altar Boys!!!

2007-10-25 10:12:00 · answer #1 · answered by ASE Master 3 · 2 4

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2007-10-25 17:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

catholic priests ?
None - they're not allowed to screw anything

Christian fundamentalists ?
None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs.

Trinitarians?
Three, but they're really one.

evolutionists ?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.

atheists ?
**** it, we're all gonna die anyway.

Charismatics
One - their hands are already in the air

Pentecostal
10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness

Presbyterians -0- Lights will go on and off at predestined times

Roman Catholic -0-
Candles only

Baptists at least 15 One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad

Episcopalians 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians ?
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incadescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists Undetermined Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Nazarene
6 One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish ?
What's a light bulb?

2007-10-25 19:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by phrog 7 · 2 0

One

2007-10-25 17:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I'm not sure, but I'm certain that the number is much lower than the number of anti-Catholic bigots out there.

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2007-10-25 17:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wouldn't that depend on the rank of the priest?

2007-10-25 17:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by sdb deacon 6 · 2 1

None. Candles only.

2007-10-25 17:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by cheir 7 · 0 0

Let him without sin cast the first stone Eh!

2007-10-25 17:10:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0 3

That is a stupid question, not worth answering

2007-10-25 17:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by TigerLily 4 · 4 1

Stupid question.

2007-10-25 17:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by neshama 5 · 2 1

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