Hi there, I live in a little village called Great Ayton and we have one of the best butchers in the region,(my wife is always praising his sausage to her friends!!) and every sunday either the wife or I pop down to get a nice plump bird ready for roasting, the thing is I'm a bit of a breast man myself,(Stop giggling this is a serious question!) but so is my wife, so we came to an aggreement that whoever buys it gets to have the breast, the thing is I have noticed that when it's my wife's turn to go buy it she always seems to get one that is much bigger than mine and she also takes around 2 hours to fetch it,(The shop is only 5 minutes away!) I've also noticed that she comes back all dishevelled with her hair all messed up, which has lead me to the conclusion that instead of buying it from the butcher she is in fact pocketing the money and actually catching the bird herself, talk about being decietful!! Do you think I should confront her with my suspicions?
2007-10-25 10:01:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
go ahead and confront her with your suspicions you are married so share what you think to her she should understant(if she dosent just get the biggest bird you can find!) lol XD
hope i helped! xx
2007-10-25 10:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by hattie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would tell the butcher that unless you get bigger breasts you are going to stop your wife getting the bird!
2007-10-25 17:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoever buys it get the whole breast? maybe you could share the breast. and I would definitely be sending her every time since she gets bigger breasts and that's what you like.
maybe you should go with her and see what her tricks are?
2007-10-25 17:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by Doodles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a fascinating country story -straight out of Canterbury Tales! LOL,LOL, titter, titter...
2007-10-25 17:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by captbullshot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change to pork!
2007-10-26 03:14:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she screwing the butcher?
2007-10-25 17:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by Perfectly Pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o yes.
2007-10-25 17:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-10-25 17:17:35 · answer #8 · answered by cuffyn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋