and mattew kelly says whats your name.
my name is simon says man to mattew,
mattew asks what happened to simon,
well mattew simons says, i was in a car crash wiyh my uncle and i had to have my legs amputated and my uncle died, but my uncles legs were fine so the doctor stiched my uncles legs on to me, but i am still not quite ready to walk, mattew
oh dear says mattew kelly, now tell simon who are you going to be toinght
toinght mattew i am going to be
simon and halfuncle
2007-10-25 09:46:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmmm aint heard this before!NOT!.
2007-10-25 09:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorta funny. But the horribly inaccurate spelling and severe abuse of misused and underused punctuation totally kill the whole thing. Hint, before submitting your post, click the spell check button. This should help with much of your problems, though the punctuation is something only school can teach you. Your still in school right? I'd hate to have someone like you in the work force.....
2007-10-25 11:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should have said Tonite Mattew i am going to be John Murphy the Irish dancer.
2007-10-25 10:04:17 · answer #3 · answered by bat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 09:51:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
8/10
2007-10-26 02:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs down
2007-10-25 10:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by tn2vegas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. Terrible delivery, punctuation, grammar and spelling.
Try harder
2007-10-25 22:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
gets a wee chuckle :)
2007-10-25 11:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-25 10:31:09 · answer #9 · answered by rubyroo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol that is really funny.
2007-10-25 09:58:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋