5 things you never want to hear your doctor say right before he gives you the anesthesia:
5. A few more minutes and we'll begin, Dr. Copperfield.
4. (if your doctor is a Yankees fan) Hey, this guy likes the Red Sox, right?
3. (if your surgery is on your foot) Shh...open heart surgery requires concentration!
2. Dude, I am so ******* hammered right now.
1. I'm just saying, if a .300 average is good for baseball hitters, how is it not good for surgeons?
2007-10-25 09:23:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1) "Nurse, where's the instruction manual"?
2) "Let's hurry this up, my tee time's in 20 minutes".
3) "Now is this Mr. Jones or Mr. Smith"?
4) "What do you mean he's flat lining"?
2007-10-25 09:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by RB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#6 OPPS!
#7 (in the middle of a surgury) nurse "Doctor Smith--" doctor "im not doctor Smith! THIS Is operation room 3 right..." nurse "no."
2007-10-25 16:32:01 · answer #2 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think all those take the cake
5. we're going to do your sugery via confrence call
4. can i have the thing-a-majig for the thing in his chest?
3. how about we have a drink and discuss your health
2. i lost my wedding ring in your breast somewhere
1. Where'd it go?
2007-10-25 16:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by loving life!!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 16:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice definetly wouldn't want to hear those.
2007-10-25 16:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by beauty_tells_all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
opps
2007-10-25 16:31:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that would SUCKKK
2007-10-25 16:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha... no
2007-10-25 16:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by bffs789562 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋