Where did it come from, and how do we get rid of it?
2007-10-25 08:51:49 · 17 answers · asked by kellygirlaj 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You don't have to fear the FSM. It came from atheists and it's not real.
2007-10-25 08:55:39 · answer #1 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The Flying 'Sketti Monster
makes me laugh...a little
The FSM came from the imagination
of a skeptic to show others how silly
religion is.
We can get rid of the FSM by
finding a Alien (Extra Terrestrial Being)
to eat him! Then we will have a
much bigger problem (with being
greatly indebted to ET), so it is better
to just live and let live - just laugh!
2007-10-25 16:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Nickel-for-your-thoughts 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The real question is: What DOESN'T FSM do?
Also, how do we get the foul taste of lies out of our mouths? With his garlicky goodness. Obviously.
RAmen.
2007-10-25 16:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We don't want to get rid of the FSM. He created this world and all of it's inhabitants. We love the FSM and the FSM loves us.
2007-10-25 15:54:18 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 9⤊ 2⤋
Even though you and I don't deserve it, the FSM loves us very much.
RAmen
2007-10-25 15:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to get rid of FSM (PBUH)? You obviously haven't been touched by his noodly appendage.
2007-10-25 15:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 1⤋
He flys around the world at supersonic speeds delivering the spaghetti goodness of thor.
He always was and you cant get rid of him.
2007-10-25 15:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by SteelRain 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
well if you pitch god out the window, i'll quit bringing up the FSM (SBUH) sauce be upon him
2007-10-25 16:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can never get rid of him! Stale beer for you for eternity blasphemer!
2007-10-25 15:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by Sour Girl™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
unless it is spaghetti night at the school house
2007-10-25 15:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋