Shopping Spree!?

Question

One day, a spastic decides to go on a shopping spree

first he goes to a bakers:
he walks in and asks 'can i have a bum?'

the baker gives him a strange look and says 'dont you mean a bun?'
the man replies 'yes'

next, he goes into a DIY store, and goes up to the counter and asks 'can i have a Fuckit?'
the man at the counter replies 'dont you mean a Bucket?'

the tard replies 'yes'

finally, he goes into a pet shop and asks 'can i have a Cockandstratchit?'

the petstore assistant givs him a funny look, and says 'dont you mean a cocker spaniel?'
'yes' replies the man

on the way home, his cocker spaniel runs off

so he goes up to an old man and says:

'Will you hold my bum and Fuckit, while i find my Cockandstratchit?'

Answer 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!