Tom worked for a brewery for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress,
he quits his job and lives as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week etc.... Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Bob, your neighbour from ten miles up the road... having a
party Friday night... thought you might like to come."
"Great", says Tom, "after six months here I'm ready to meet some locals"
As Bob is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you... there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with
the best of 'em."
"More 'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been
all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should
I wear?"
"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us.
2007-10-25 08:18:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Barn Dance and all and he is the Belle of the Ball, lol.!!!
Excellent one No8.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-25 10:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 19:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard it before a while back...i rly loved it thnx for reminding me. my teacher told it to us and his version was the guy was in the middle of nowhere in scotland...and my teacher has this really really good scottish accent...so it was like 10 times funnier than it shud be cuz his accent was so cool hehe
2007-10-25 15:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute never heard that one before!
2007-10-25 15:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Monica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luv look at the two of us,i feel a song coming on!!
2007-10-25 15:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm moving back to the city
2007-10-25 15:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by David L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh the funneee ones back!!!
2007-10-25 16:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that one , it was funny
2007-10-25 15:34:33 · answer #8 · answered by THE WAY I AM 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, u get a star :)
2007-10-25 15:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by augie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, its funny
2007-10-25 15:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by KWITCHABITCHN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋