One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plump and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"
2007-10-25 08:11:54 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's greatly funny!!! Thanks!
2007-10-25 09:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Leff_NutZ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Johnny got back at the teacher trying to trick them like that, bringing in a bag of vegetables and getting the students to guess what kind of fruit they are, what a meanie!
2007-10-25 08:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. When I first heard it as a child in the 1950's he had his hand in his pocket and said ' I'm holding something about three inches long and stiff with a red tip', this eventually being a matchstick.
2016-04-10 04:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 10:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao wow XDD
2007-10-25 08:43:36 · answer #5 · answered by randomoffer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
starrr
u gotta love johnny!!
2007-10-25 09:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ew but funny!
2007-10-25 08:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by gymnastics~is~life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good. Got any more?
2007-10-25 08:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile
2007-10-25 08:32:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So whats the funny part?
2007-10-25 08:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 02:40:24 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋