The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
2007-10-25 07:47:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd give him breakfast alright ... A hot frying pan to his face
2007-10-25 07:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe cheeky
2007-10-25 14:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by Candy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-25 19:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny you sure you have not met the wife sort of sill question she asks me most days xxx lol xxx
2007-10-26 10:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, carpy tries that and he'll be wearing breakfast, pmsl
star time
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2007-10-26 11:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not the funnyest joke ive heard
2007-10-25 14:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by amy c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-10-26 09:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA laughing myself to death here...love it...very share-able
2007-10-25 14:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by cute as a cookie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahah nice
2007-10-25 14:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, kinda
2007-10-25 14:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋