A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry."
"You would be too if you had what I have."
"What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked.
"Fifty cents."
2007-10-25 07:46:48 · 18 answers · asked by Davis J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-10-25 07:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the most hilarious water prank video you will ever see, I think it's better than jokes!!
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2007-10-25 14:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha kinda old though but still funny
2007-10-25 14:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would be in a hurry if i were him and that is like sooo funny come with more!!!
2007-10-25 14:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by trashley k 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha that's funny i hope the guy hauled @$$ after he said that
2007-10-25 14:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by ~Cheta K.~ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny but do you have a question?
2007-10-25 14:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by Alex l 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice!!!
2007-10-25 14:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by jasonb3379 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay that could be funny hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-10-25 18:01:58 · answer #8 · answered by LADY WITH AN ATTITUDE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one could you please e mail me some more i need a joke every now and then.
2007-10-25 14:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
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2007-10-25 14:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have to star this one for his cheekiness.lol, brilliant.
2007-10-25 14:50:27 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋